"A recent conversation between my wife and I:"

Wife: “I’m thinking of signing Patrick up for piano lessons.”

Husband: “Piano!!… Why piano?” “Why not guitar or drums?”

Wife: “Well, I read somewhere that playing piano helps improve your motor skills and may increase your ability to learn other instruments like your guitar or drums.”

Husband: “Well, I read somewhere that playing my guitar or drums improves your popularity and will increase your ability to get girls.”

Wife: “Girls!!!…He’s five! Anyway, how do you explain Billy Joel? He was married to Christie Brinkley.”

Husband: “My darling wife, don’t be so naive. (chuckle)…….. Every man knows that Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley were never really together. It was all a big public relations stunt put together by high power Hollywood PR firm.”

Wife: “Go mow the lawn!!”